heh

Haha såå sant!

wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
avoid all mirrors

airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
i lived a good life

hear thumps while in shower:
whole family is being killed and you're next

turns off all lights before going to bed:
omg run for the bed before the demons get you

elevator door doesn't immediately open :
trapped forever

realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?
oh god zombies